I always try to come up with some kind of intro for my Stream Of Conscience reviews, but I can't think of anything today. Last season I opened up with songs having to do with Saturday or the weekend, but ran out of good ones. I have been covering with the last ones but now have nothing. So without letting that fact further delay this review I'm just going to jump into it. With all this "two episodes a week" thing Australia is getting is causing Youtube videos to be leaked.
If I wasn't doing these reviews that wouldn't be a problem, I could just watch the episodes, enjoy them and move on. I could do multiple reviews a week, but when I did the first two episodes premier it took a lot out of me and I don't want to go through with that every week. Of course Daily Motion has videos that don't get "cease and desist" orders like Youtube but in the past my computers have had problems playing those videos. Things have changed though and now I can see those videos, a fact I just found out recently and Kiss Cartoon has been releasing them on time. Last week I didn't know this and couldn't trust Kiss Cartoon (as far as you can trust a website that has tons of kid's cartoons but gives out pop up adds for porn sites) to have the episode ready for Saturdays. Add that to the fact that there is a family get together this week, I decided to get the review for this episode done early while it was still on Youtube. I am just now putting it together for your viewing pleasure. So lets get started with Forever Filly:
*We open up this episode with a shot of Canterlot.
*Sassy looks purdy... purdy busy! But also purdy.
*While Rarity's keeping it cool.
*Well you should Believe.
*I'm sure she'd find it amusing if she weren't nervous as hell.
*Ok, I guess she did find it amusing.
*OMG, what is it?! What is going to be so hard?
*Oh, THAT!
*Um, just a suggestion, but how about letting her know all you have taken care of instead of letting her freak out about everything? Or are you still getting back at her trying to take over your store when you opened it?
*Countdown: 3, 2, 1...
*Another thing to worry about.
*Eh, it's alright.
*If there wasn't shipping yet, there surely will be now!
*I barely understood a word of that.
*Awwwww!!!! Sisterly love!
*And now it's Rarity's turn to panic.
*Yeah, tears slipping from the cracks in your eyes.
*Pouty Rarity is best Rarity!
*Yeah, you haven't seen her since... well, the last episode.
*Hard to look fabulous when your mascara runs.
*Sorry bub, looks like your Rarity fountain has some moss growing around the eyes.
*You can order more Sweetie Belle, I thought there was only one!
*Only thing missing is the ice cream.
*Nice photos! You're kind of ruining them with those mascara filled tears.
*"Um, you can keep that by the way."
*Yeah, that was pretty gross.
*Is that waa!!, waaaa!!!!, or just waaaaa!!!!!?
*Because that would actually make sense!
*Are you sure? Earlier you were having quite the Panic Attack.
*Great, now you're making her cry even more!
*That must be mood mascara. Once she became happy it cleaned right up!
*Yeah, get out so you don't have to see that pathetic display again.
*She's probably going to look just like that when we cut to her, but with the other CMC.
*Can I call 'em or what?!
*Way to almost Kill that pony!
*"Sorry we almost flattened you!"
*It's disco fever!
*"The hills are alive, with the laughs of fillies!"
*Ah, the quiet little town of Ponyville... not for long!!!
*Whoever that is, they are a talented artist!
*Sure, your life is about to flash before your eyes, but take comfort that it was a short one.
*It's ok, the artwork is safe!
*Yeah, do it again! Then maybe you will actually kill somepony this time!
*"For you, there is no later."
*So he WANTED you to try and kill him. I see now!
*Maybe, although building a lunch monster is a tad different than sculpting stone.
*They're looking at you Sweetie. What do you have to say to that?
*Again, different than actual sculpting of stone.
*Really? It never asks you to eat it? What DO you eat?!
*Cool, you turned a giant slab of stone into... a giant slab of stone. Ooookay!
*I don't think sculpting works that way.
*So, a colt who never sculpted stone before (how did he even know what to do?)was able to make a large statue that looks exactly like the CMC in just a manner of seconds and leave no rubble? Not even ponies that spent years in art school and several hours mastering their craft through years of trial and error could make a sculpture that quick. Excuse me if I don't buy that for a second.
*Now it's time for cutie mark magic to take effect.
*I'm on a roll right now! Don't think I'm going to eat this after that.
*There it is!
*How come most of the photos we've seen this season don't look anything like the world they were taken in?
*I sure hope that's not the only Gabby appearance we get this season.
*10 to 1 it's Rarity on the other side of the door instead.
*Hey, can't be right all of the time!
*Her puppy's name is Ripley... believe it or not!
*I remember her. Still an adorable little one!
*The accent just makes her even more adorable!!!
*The Wright place? I thought this was the CMC clubhouse!
*That is until Rarity shows up.
*Rarity shows up.
*Applejack?!
*That was going to be second guess...
*Way to show your love Rarity, crush your sister's ribcage.
*Sorry kid, doesn't look like you will get the help you were offered.
*She wasn't that tiny last time... she was tinier.
*Be afraid kid, be very afraid.
*After last episode lacked either one, It's Nose Boop O'Clock motherbuckers!!!!!!
*Without a fainting couch?! That is not ladylike!
*That's more like it.
*And making you feel better about yourself for all your years of neglect not really one of those responsibilities.
*Those are looks of communication. What are they thinking?
*I think she was hoping to use that as an excuse.
*Yes, she (the client) is adorable.
*The ruffle of the hair is usually what a sibling does to their brother, but maybe Rarity secretly wanted one.
*Translation: "Please don't make me have to do this!"
*Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe Cheerilee and Big Mac were satisfied. I'm sure I remember that episode differently.
*Yes, they have. Though I must say, you haven't changed much over the years.
*Oh, yes! Those creepy looking, nightmare fuel puppets are back!
*Sorry Rarity, but fun things when you were younger aren't always fun when you're older.
*Though keep being optimistic.
*Old Days are sometimes best left in the past.
*Nostalgia works differently for some.
*Taking the dog out for a nice drag I see.
*With all that work, her dogs will be barking at the end of the day.
*Neither are too sure about that.
*Excuse me, you dropped something!
*Faker, there's no zipper on our mouth!
*You just fell for your own gag. Pathetic!
*Sweetie is so embarrassed... That means older sister is fulfilling her obligations.
*Doooo what now?!
*You Lie!
*Isn't she a little too young to expose to your S&M fetish?
*I was waaaaay off on that one! What is wrong with me?! This is a kid's cartoon for crying out loud!!!
*Well you sure know your baby sister but I don't know about your kid sister.
*You can't enjoy the same ice cream you enjoyed when you were a kid? That is sad Sweetie Belle, VERY sad.
*Uhhhh, where is the rest of it?
*When was that, when you were a single celled organism?
*Salad?! What kind of freak are you kid?!
*That's a funny way for fillies to entertain themselves, but whatever floats your boat.
*Why not take her to the town of __________, they have a much better balloon object maker there.
*You may want to withhold your enthusiasm kid.
*See what I mean?
*What a strange pony!
*You are! Oh, wait...
*"Keep talking to me like that and I may just pukey wookey in my mouthy wouthy."
*Good Scutie, that's a very good Scutie!
*He he he!
*You three are boring me and... Squirrel!
*Why so sad? At least the dog is happy.
*Have you even gave her the Chance to know you?
*Again, at least the dog seems happier now.
*Well, if she keeps doing stuff like that, can you blame the thing?
*Oh, well now he's too fat?! Why point something like that out?!
*Hold that thought.
*I take it back, that dude is good!
*Just when she thought it couldn't be any worse.
*Sweetie sheep is best sheep!
*Sweetie Belle isn't such a bad egg.
*Perhaps if you let her dress in the glamorous costumes instead of the joke ones.
*Ok, now it's getting a tad-pole ridiculous.
*Rarity had some funny final poses!
*Don't think it's the camera she's hating there.
*You're acting like you've never heard the word 'no' before!
*Hope that's been cleaned between now and the last time it was in the dog's mouth.
*That was just in your mouth, I ain't putting it in mine.
*Them's some gloomy Guses there.. or the female equivalent if there is one.
*They grow up too fast.
*She's about to go on a tangent...
*You were miserable in Canterlot so you went to Ponyville to feel... even more miserable.
*Deflection, classic avoidance method.
*That was sweet of you, but... you have no chance with her, beat it chump!
*Then what happens when those couple of seconds are up?
*As I said, you never stood a chance balloon boy.
*Dawwwww!
*Are you sure?
*Light bulb! Rarity can't have fun with Sweetie because she still treats her like a filly and Zephyrwill can't have fun with her dog because she still treats him like a puppy. I should have figured this out before. Blame it on it being waaaaay past my bedtime.
*Leave that there!
*Though she does look quite adorable like that!
*Just like I've cracked this episode.
*I thought that too, though you looked so ridiculously funny like that (though moreso in some of the others), I thought I'd leave you like that.
*Of course, you have to be classy about your hissy fit.
*I know, that thing left puppy behind quite a while ago.
*So did you, you were much tinier last time we saw you.
*Actually, I played with my G.I. Joes almost all the way to my 30s.
*I believe the light just turned on.
*Euthanize him and get another puppy?
*Waaaay off again! That was pretty dark, maybe I should get some professional help... Never mind, Voice #3 tells me I have nothing to worry about.
*You getting all of this Rarity?
*That you're adorable? Yes, I've been pointing it throughout this thing! Oh, you're talking to Sweetie.
*Now who could have said that?
*Sweetie Belle: Oh, never mind, it's just some flower.
*That too.
*Oh Rarity, you're making me tear up! I mean... you're causing my allergies to act up... yeah, that's it!
*Allergies! Just allergies.
*You know you could have done that at any... time... I think you missed a twig there.
*Scratch that, you're little sister will get that.
*Well that sure piqued his interest!
*Puppi.... so cute!
*Ain't that sweet?
So is this (sorry felt like I had to get a few more songs in):
*Will the allergies ever stop!
*One treat a coulrophobian could never enjoy.
*My Little Piggies! For crying out loud, you two are unicorns, use a spoon!
*There is a certain Dragon we know that would kill to be that ice cream clown right now.
* And I didn't think a scene on a kids cartoon would be so perverted.
*You maybe growing up, but you're still too little for something like that. With your sister no less!
*What a... sweet ending!
That was one of the sweetest episodes this show has produced, loved it! Rarity is far from my favorite pony, but this episode ranks pretty high with me. Zephyrwill was so adorable, I couldn't stop gushing at that cute lil' filly! I also loved how these two sisters were able to come together in the end (though I secretly enjoyed the torment Rarity's idea of fun had on Sweetie Belle, made for some cute, funny moments. Really I don't have much more to say about this. I'm tired and need to go to sleep. This was a lot of work for a review that won't come out for a week (all this was typed up a week ago just in case the leaked episode was unavailable) and I already did the one for this week. Tomorrow I will finish and post that (again, this will already have happened). Until next week, enjoy the bonus shots and the parting shot:
"Oooooh! Well hopefully she won't smell that."
"We'd make a beautiful ship!"
"It was a horrible dream! Plaid poodle skirts and paisley silk tank tops everywhere!"
"Maybe I should leave and come back when you're a little less.... pathetic."
"Oh my Rarity! You really should see a dentist."
Nopony can look pretty blowing their nose.
It's snot pretty Sassy. 
"You'd think by now they'd make a mascara that doesn't run like this."
"They REALLY should ship us."
For some reason, I'm reminded of Snoopy.
"Gosh, she's so pretty.... our children will be beautiful!"
"You actually think me putting a sandwich, some bananas, a carrot, a lettuce leaf, and a cupcake together is the same as carving stone?"
"Me and Scutaloo? Me and Apple Bloom? Me and Sweetie Belle? So many ships, I can't decide."
"I've got it! All three!!!!"
"An eviction notice?! We don't even pay rent!!!"
Smile for the camera!
"Get over here!!!!!!" Mortal Kombat reference BTW.
"You may have a tiara, but I actually have a throne!"
"This decor here just won't do! Don't you girls have any sense of feng shui?"
"I think there was something in those brownies, I see smells and smell colors!"
"I just heard the strangest rumor about Rainbow Dash. What's a lesbian?"
"A heart with no chocolates?! How DARE you!!!!!!"
"Maybe I should have let her wear one of the less ridiculous outfits."
"Seely Ripley, why lick there?"
"I just can't resist you! I must have more!"
"The way she's enjoying that ice cream reminds me of my old college days!"
After those last shots at perversity that can be found in a kid's cartoon by those with dirty minds, here is the parting shot:
