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Born and raised in Texas since 1979. Cartoon enthusiast since childhood. Drawing fan since then too, though never learned any techniques, too interesting in drawing than learning how to. Wrestling fan since 1990. Heavy metal hard rock fan since 1991. Tried twice to learn guitar but gave up each time (I'm just too lazy and impatient to learn things like that -same problem I had with drawing). Bullied but survived middle school. Wrestled in High School. Signed up for the US Navy in senior year. Graduated in 1998. Went into the the Navy in 1999. Became a Christian while in the navy. Left navy in 2003. Went to community college in same year, graduated in 2005. Went to University Of North Texas, did one semester then dropped out. Best friend and brother by choice passed away in 2005. Became a fan of furry art in 2006, eventually being comfortable with the furry tag despite the negative stereotype from the yiff crowd. Went to automotive school in 2009. Failed in automotive career. Became a fan of MLP art in 2010 but refused to watch the show or accept the Brony tag. Went through various warehouse jobs until going into trucking school. Drove a truck for a while, but like the auto career, I screwed it up. Went into a depression and finally watched MLP. Fell in love with the show which helped me through those dark times. Now despite the negative stereotypes from the cloppers, I accept the Brony tag. Started my career at Amazon, hope things improve from there.
Used to have dreams of being a pro wrestler but genetics worked against me. Used to have dreams of singing in a metal band, but I barely have any social friends so have realized my dreams have to be set aside for reality. I still fantasize about how all those things could have happened, but not so much that I lose sight of reality. Once I can summon up the courage, I’ll start going to and singing at kareokee (sic) bars-don't like going to places like that by myself. Really don't know where I'm going and find it best to just concentrate on today. Praise God! Metal forever! Art forever!
Favorite visual artistGary SmithFavorite moviesLord Of The Rings, Star Wars TrilogyFavorite TV showsNight Court, Newsradio, Law & Order, MST3K, MLP FiM, Red Dwarf, many moreFavorite bands / musical artistsIron Maiden, Savatage, Judas Priest, Dio, Pretty Maids, Khymera, many moreFavorite booksThe Shannara Series, The Xanth Series, Sege A. Storms SeriesFavorite writersTerry Brooks
I know my watchers are few in numbers, but what the hay: I was watching Family Appriciation Day and remembered how adorable Bunny Bloom was and I collected some screenshots so I could draw one of them. Which should I draw? BTW, I will not be drawing Tiara
It's Saturday and that always means several things:
1-A night of drinking.
3-First day off of the week for many people (sadly not me).
5-People going on dates.
7-Various sporting events (again, sadly not me).
8-Kids playing in the neighborhood (or if they live in certain major U.S. cities, dodging bullets).
And various other things. Of course for us (depending when the season is scheduled) it means another episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Which will include my SoC review which will be seen on Sunday. After a season premiere of two stand-alone episodes, we have one regular episode. Judging from the title and the thumbnail of the Youtube video I will be using, we will see little Princess Flurry Heart. Depending on who you ask is either the most adorable thing in the show or an abomination of epic proportions created just to sell toys (BTW, in order to get her you have to purchase mommy and daddy as well). Get ready for AFlurry Of Emotions:
*Well looky here! Yet another episode that opens with a shot of Friendship Castle.
*Sweet! One of my all time favorite background ponies, Nurse Redheart! She had a triumphant return last year but this time she has a speaking part.
*What the what what? Horsie Hives?! The names they come up with for this show.
*Oh stop it Cheerilee, you chose to be a mentor to snot nosed virus vessels. Deal with it! Also, why is that one filly happy with being sick?
*Read them books and give them gifts... probably books.
*No Spike, you don't have psychic powers, it's just a coincidence.
*Someponies are in desperate need of a rest.
*Not all surprises are something to be happy about. Especially a visit from parents who are obviously desperate for some patsy to take their trouble(s) off their hooves at least for a little while.
*"Silly filly, I'm your only niece!"
*Oh wow, she's actually able to talk now! Oh wait, that's Shinning.
*See, I told you they were setting her up as a patsy!
*Shut up slave!
*She is certainly the perfect patsy.
*Obviously Spike wants to do anything other than babysit a magic monster that obviously has drained her parents.
*Ain't it cute! Of course it won't take long before the cuteness gives way to anguish.
*Only try that with a child, adults don't take too kindly to that kind of thing.
*Is she a filly or a doggy?
*You're going to bury the baby. Some greatest aunt you are!
*Great, you just killed their only child! Don't think they'll ask YOU to babysit again;
*Ok, it looks like a Stay Of Execution.
*If she doesn't grow into her wings, she could charter flights. Not only would she be the first alicorn born in Equestria but the first commercial airline as well!
*SOME shopping? Looks like you bought the whole store!
*That look says, "Great, you're going to spoil her and now she'll expect gifts all the time!"
*How do you know? Do you know every aunt in the whole of Equestria? Heck, you don't know anypony who is an aunt!
*Shouldn't keep a male and female in the same box together, you could end up with a smaller teddy bear.
*Cute bear impression!
*Ha ha ha! Babies are so stupid, they entertain themselves! Kidding people, it's just a joke.
*Oh wait, I thought they were ducks!
*Man, that is one talented teddy bear!
*Flurry Heart must be on drugs, her pupils are dilated!
*Oh, nevermind. She's just excited and enjoying her aunt's magic show.
*Good thing those teddy bears aren't alive, that could cause brain damage.
*Methinks the fact that she can't make it dance like her auntie Twiliy is going to set her off.
*It's a spinaroonie!
*Poor thing is taking quite the beating!
*Twilight, you are such a show off!
*Hey, looks like she may be getting better.
*Nope, she's still beating that thing to death.
*Which one's the child here? Twilight is just a big kid.
*BTW, she eats the peas and wears the diapers.
*So basically, she is a poop machine.
*Pretty much supply and demand then.
*Yep, he's lost it.
*Twilight has her castle but now Spike has a fortress.
*A stuffed bunny slug is the most important thing?
*You are the smart one Spike.
*Either it won't work or something will happen to it.
*Yeah, she's got it. Sooo, Twilight will babysit Flurry, but who will babysit Twilight?
*A horse riding a horse?! The laws of nature have been subverted! Runaway!!!!
*By the looks on their faces I'm going to take a guess and say.... no. Also, how does one get the name Spearhead? With how ponies get their names usually either he has a deformed head or was born with a spear imbedded in his head.
*In other words, the pop-up art show (pop up-art, is that a thing?) was the perfect excuse to go to Ponyville and pass off their daughter to Twilight, the perfect patsy.
*The day is always the night for somepony Spike. Stop being insensitive to those who work the night shift you damn day worker!
*It's what you said and I'm pretty sure it's what you meant. It's going to be a looong night for Twilight.
*Spike is shaking his head no while Twilight is shaking her head yes, so which is it?
*Watch how you address you princess slave!
*I know that look! It' the look that says, "I have an idea on how to take care of both things!" Which always works out soooo well in shows and movies
*Face it Spike, you're running Against The Wind on this one.
*The parents are leaving. As they say, when the cat is away, the mouse becomes a huge annoyance and cranky fusspot... or something like that.
*Bossy little thing. I'd hate to see how bad of a teenager she'd turn out to be!
*"You ain't goin' no wears toots! We's playing wit da bears!!!!"
*I know she's grinning, but the poor quality of the picture makes it look like Flurry has a bad overbite.
*Flurry is playing Twilight like a fiddle.
*No, but do you think it's really going to matter?
*And they're off!!!
*Hey Spike, why don't you watch where that teddy bear's going?!
*You've got it all right, a funny expression. However, probably not Spike's point.
*I can already hear her crying now!
*Awwwwwww! Ain't she adorable when she's scared!!!!!
*From the makers of Bubble Boy, It's Bubble Girl!
*That will either calm her or scare her even more.
*Guess it was the former.
*Gotta admit, she is quite adorable everytime we see her (though this is one of three episodes we've seen her in).
*Yeah, it's not like her mother is an alicorn or related to Celestia or anything like that.
*Advanced spell, but she still needs to work on that advanced winking.
*Uh oh, those lines on her belly either means she's hungry or ready for the supply side.
*Usually at this point in a TV show, the baby is about to refuse the food or spit the food back in the feeders face. Lets see if this goes there.
*Oh yeah, it's her favorite. Mom and dad you are LIARS!!!!!!
*An option I didn't consider, flick it on the feeder. Normally babies in TV shows aren't unicorns and don't have the ability to do so. I can be forgiven for missing that.
*Luckily, she had bad aim.
*Spike isn't saying that you didn't do a good job, but he's thinking it.
*Must be modern art, I don't think they quite get it.
*Maybe I'm wrong.
*But I'm not.
*Nope, it's modern. IMO both.
*You're both unicorns (yes Cadence is Alicorn but she has magic), how bad can changing a diaper be?! If you were earth ponies, I'd understand. They have to use their teeth!
*You sound way too manly to be wearing a scarf like that.
What is it Chris, why are yo looking at me like that?
*That reminds me of a Red Dwarf joke.
Joke is at 1:33
*I don't mean to offend anyone here, but most modern art to me is trash.
*Um, anypony with half a brain?
*So if I hear voices in my head, does that make me artistic?
*Favorite piece? Of what? I have an idea.
*Walk away you two, walk away.
*Been waiting for this. It's eye roll o'clock mother buckers!!!!!
*Hey, her aims gotten better!
*They didn't mean for eating. Ha ha ha!!!
*She agrees with me. That was funny!
*I love the way it silhouettes Spike and Twilight! Ha ha ha!!!!
*Yeah, for you. Spike has half his face covered!
*Twilight's smile disappearing in 3-2-1...
*Fillies and gentlecolts, we have lift off!
*It wasn't too bad before but how about now?
*It's official, monkeys do live in the pony world! Why else would their be stuffed ones?
*Through with toy shopping quickly? With a child?! I thought you were smart Twilight.
*Oh no, she wants to play some more.
*This list must be obeyed Twilight.
*Eh, I doubt it.
*Some 8 bit midi file music would work here.
*Careful Twilight, you're going to peel her face off if you don't slow down.
*Best aunt ever, you might want to look behind you at Flurry's face.
*I think the waterworks are about to be turned on.
*Actually waterworks would have been better. This is worse.
*There she goes!
*Little missy is Hell On Wheels!
*A new Equestria pastime, baby bowling!
*And it's a strike! Also first Lyra and Bon Bon of the season!
*Um, no Spike, it's a baby. Why you so stupid?
*Wonder if she's any relation to Maud, that expression is quite similar. Anyway, she's right. I was about to point out that it was originally organized, that's just a clumpy mess.
*I think she may want to kill him right now for bursting her bubble.
*Yeah, but they're all educational. She wants to entertain the children, not bore them to death. I'm actually surprised she realizes how boring others would find "educational" stuff. The old Twilight wouldn't see that.
*She's starting to get fussy. Wasn't there something that was supposed to help with that? Some kind of stuffed animal maybe?
*Gee, I forgot alllll about that!
*I know it rhymes, but fables AND stables? Kind of pointless to throw in the other word since it has nothing to do with stories.
*A rip off of Cowboys and Aliens perhaps?
*That's why they call it Science FICTION dumbass!
*So he's a halitosis hero?
*Uh ho, the stuffed slug isn't working anymore. Something is about to hit the fan and it sounds like "the shift".
*Ok, she's just going to solve some math problems.
*You'll take it, but will you able to take it? And by that I mean whatever Flurry ends up doing.
*That look can't mean anything good.
* Neither can that look.
*Actually for a baby, that's quite impressive! Also, why do I have a feeling she's going to ruing Spearhead's "art" later? It is done on a blackboard after all.
*Way to crush the dreams of a young aspiring artist!
*That's what you get with Twilight's help. No help whatsoever. Also, see what I mean about earth ponies.
*I'm sorry, but if you can create something in less than 3-5 minutes, it's not really art. Especially gallery worthy.
*See, whether with your baby or without, you are still surrounded by crap.
*"That's why babies are so cute, so you don't kill them."-Gallagher
*Not looking or creating "art" like that you won't.
*Cancel? No no no no no. Twilight does NOT cancel!
*Still ain't buying it. Too many aunts out there for that to be even remotely possible.
*Three babies, one with flight, one with magic, AND one with both?! How can there be nothing BUT trouble?!!!
*Also, it will be quite a contrast with two baby twins (older than Flurry, not an insignificant detail BTW) who don't have whites in their eyes, with one that does. Also shouldn't Pumpkin and Pound be several years older?
*They don't like the look in (of) your eyes.
*But they got over it quickly.
*Well, you have been wrong in the past.
*You sound like Pinkie talking to Pinkie like that. Are you mocking her?
*Drop by and visit sometime!
Been waiting to use that.
*Such a cute giggle Twilight has!
*Wouldn't that splatter frosting everywhere?
*Must be the calm before the storm.
*Yup, because a storm is brewing.
*Spike, I think Flurry's trying to get your Attention.
*Well Plan A failed Flurry. What's your plan B.
*Twin Powers activate!!!
*Since she's just a baby, I'll forgo stronger language: "Oh spit!"
*Hey don't waste delicious pastries like that!!!! Give them to me!!!!!!!!!!!
*"Boing!" Of course a waste of pastries would freak Pinkie out too!
*Look familiar Twilight?
*Bingo Twilight! Got it in one!
*Oh those little turds! Acting all innocent and now Flurry's going to get all the blame!
*She's actually innocent this time, and soooooo adorable!
*Never, I mean NEVER say it can't be worse!
*Good catch little one!
*You know how OCD she is Spike, you should have seen this coming! Even 30 seconds late would cause her to panic.
*Wait a minute! You don't expose a baby to sick children, they catch EVERYTHING!
*Flurry's getting a might bit antsy. This could mean disaster.
*Run for cover, she's gonna blow!!!!!!!!!1
*Wait a minute! Didn't I predict this? Let me check above.... Eyup!!!!
*She can't find it so I wonder what will happen? I won't even predict it, I'll just wait and see.
*I'm just going to document the funny places she looks for it in.
*Flurry is causing quite a mess!
*Of course, Twilight is too amassed in a book to notice she's being levitated.
*Wait for it...
*There you go!
*They all float!
*Until she finds her toy, it ain't happeing. At least while trying to be nice. It's not easy but sometimes you have to raise your voice to get results with a child. Can't always be their friend.
*When people want to die in bed, this isn't what they mean.
*I'm sure they'd all believe you if they weren't all suspended in the air.
*See Nurse Redheart, this is what you get when you ask for Twilight's help.
*There you go Twilight, it's time to stop being her friend and start being the temporary guardian your brother and Cadence wanted you to be!
*Ok, everypony is safe and down on the ground, it's time to dial it back a bit. She still is a baby after all.
*Don't think it's going to work This Time.
*Yeah, so much for that... What?! She said it not me!
Well that was a sweet and entertaining episode. The more I see Flurry, the more I like her. She is quite the adorable one when you get past her design and the sounds are added. Nothing deep for me to analyze this time. I used a lot of screenshots, probably because I'm too tired to whittle them down and I made references for just about every few seconds. I'm so tired when I get off of work on Saturday that it's hard to concentrate so instead of focusing on more important points, I comment on everything so hopefully this is still enjoyable and not too tedious. I could wait until Sunday morning but Youtube has a nasty habit of removing episodes if you don't catch them within 24 hours, plus, I need Sunday to put the journal together. Maybe I should just have more energy drinks. At this point I'm so tired I'm in danger of babbling on and on. What will follow is the bonus shots and the parting shot as is customary with these:
No shipping jokes, she's a baby for crying out loud!!!
"You really gotta try out this weed Twiliy!"
"Weed, shipping, death... You do realize this is a kid' show, right?"
"Why did you have to use so much floor wax?!"
"Hey Flurry! Isn't this un-BEARABLY cute?!"
"That is the worst pun in the history of puns."
I tried to avoid this kind of humor because the episode involves a baby, but I can think of nothing else for this pic: "It's rape time!"
"Up, up, and AWAY!!!!!"
"Don't look at me like that, we're desperate and Twilight isn't exactly unwilling."
"Awww how adorable! She's devouring me piece by piece!"
"You made mommy and daddy disappear! I'm gonna KILL you!!!!!"
"Something tells me I shoulda stayed in bed!"
Damn things possessed!
"I was just being silly and you are NOT funny."
"Come on, don't you trust me?"
"Is this really worth a day without changing diapers? Either way we're surrounded by crap."
"Ménage à trois!!!!
"Reminds me of what happens when I eat Cadence's cooking."
Awwww!!! That's just too sad!
Hasbro has finally released it's first Flurry plushie!
"How could I be considered a baby dragon when I'm the most mature character in this episode?"
"Gross Spike! Couldn't you have left the room for that!"
"I just have a little bit of paperwork for you to sign."
"The things I put up with."
"Why are you guys looking at me like that? Hey, it worked with King Solomon!"
"I don't know why, but I'm blaming you for this Pinkie."
Grab a Twilight by her tail...
"Who's a little gwumpy fwumpy wumpy!"
Looks like Flurry got herself into Willy Wonkas candy.
"I'm going to take your temperature. No, not that end!"
"I feel for you, that is the WORST way to get your temperature taken."
"You big dumb meanie!"
"She got a glimpse of the fandom. She's too young for that kind of trauma!"
"I'm wearing a big pink scarf, and that's the most pathetic thing in this room."
"Whatcha gonna do, when Spikeamania runs wild on you!!!"
I struggled with some of these so there may be quite a few duds here but hopefully some made you guys smile. Now for the parting shot, the saddest cake I've ever seen. Literally!:
Using a screenshot from the season 7 opener, I've created another demotivational poster. I follow quite a few artists that do pornographic fanart on their TUMBLRs and occasionally give a censored teaser on DA. When I captured the screenshot for my review, it was just screaming for this parody of their work. It's just a joke not to be taken seriously by artists that do this kind of thing or those who are against such things.
Now it is time for my Stream Of Conscience review of the second episode of MLP for the seventh season. Since I made my intro in the last one, I'm just going to jump into the next episode. Also, as I am typing this, I am many hours past my bedtime and these things take so damn long to make. By the time you are reading this it will be the next day because I only have time to set these up and will have to put them in journal form after some good sleep. Well, from the thumbnails, it looks like something is possessing the citizens of Ponyville. It will be interesting to find out. So here is All Bottled Up:
*We open up with the Castle Of Friendship.
*Here we have Starlight baking something, while Trixie is practicing her magic.
*She's having a bit of a hard time.
*She's so cute when she's angry!
*Probably because you suck at magic.... What?! She does!
*Or maybe it's that.
*She did it! And the crowd goes wild!
*She's so cute being happy like that!
*DAWWW!!!!! Squeezing her BFF like her BFF is squeezing the frosting tube!
*Waaaaaaay too damn cute being happy like that!
*Squeezing a little too hard it seems.
*I'm afraid you've created a tea cup making monster Starlight.
*Yeah, I'd say I'm right.
*Ok, that's too much.
*Ok, ok. Tea cup poodle, I get it.
*Yeah, we kind of got that.
*Why that's a court martial offence! Somepony call Celestia's guards, Trixie must be punished for her crimes!!!!
*Yeah Imagine That. A unicorn using magic.
*Impressed, no. Pissed off, indubitably!
*Yeah, that was too funny for her to stay mad for long.
*That's what she's afraid of.
*You've got to be kidding Trixie. That is store bought and not very thoughtful. It's totally you girl!
*Oh sh*t, that ain't good!
*Strange seeing Trixie among them. Maybe they will finally flesh out her character better.
*Trixie is proud of that while Starlight remains modest.
*Yeah, she sucks. But she is trying, you gotta give her that!
*No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! A thousand times NO!!!!
*That is what we call, nervous laughter.
*At least she realizes that was a major faux pa.
*Exactly what it sounds like. A getaway for friends.
*Hopefully not in this episode.
*Smooth Twilight, very smooth.
*Trixie thinks she was so clever with that, little does she know it's pissing her friend off to no end.
*Trixie is not amused!
*Ah, classic Trixie!
*Then you're pretty much screwed.
*That explains the red storm cloud earlier. The more you get pissed off, the more violent your magic will get. As I said, not good.
*Both ponies are at fault here. Trixie doesn't think before she speaks and Starlight really needs to keep her anger in check.
*Hey Spike, listen carefully because I'll only say it once.... RUN!!!!!!!
*That's probably a good idea.
* "I shall call her... Mini Me!"
*Now Starlight's not amused!
*No Rarity, I think your troubles are about to begin.
*Only Twilight would think that is a good idea.
*Welcome To Hell girls!
*Ah, the joyful attitude of a minimum wage job!
*--phone rings-- Hello? What's that? You said you saw that coming a mile away?
*Um, Rainbow Dash? Did you forget that you and Pinkie took care of that?
*It's nose boop-o-clock mother buckers!!!!
*You can accept challenges all you want, it's accomplishing them that's the problem.
*Wise move Spike, wise move.
*Well, technically she did teleport something.
*Clean up on isle 12!
*Good one Trixie!
*Starlight needs a paper bag.
*Not the time Trixie, not the time.
*Yeah, really Starlight. You did choose Trixie to be your friend, so technically it's your fault.
*Abandon ship (the ship between these two obviously )! She's about to blow!!!!!
*Yeah, ok Starlight. Now you see it!
*Pretty self explanatory Spike.
*Get used to it if you're going to be friends with Trixie.
*Yeah, not one of her finer moments after her redemption.
*Not helping Spike.
*Yeah, keeping you anger bottled up inside has NEVER caused anyone trouble before.
*I know some in the fandom who'd like to see that. Not me because I find Trixie so amusing, but others can't stand her.
*Out of sight, out of mind. As in she's out of her mind if she doesn't think this could end badly.
*Yes, some weird reason.
*I wouldn't count on that if I were you.
*More anger means another bottle. I think I figured out what entity possesses Ponyville now (actually I was thinking it with the first bottle, this just reinforces my belief).
*The reason why Trixie keeps making her angry is because she has no idea she's making her angry. That's why it's not good to keep your feelings bottled up because some people (ponies) may not realize they're being ass clowns unless you let them know they are.
*Yeah, she's driving you nuts and the color of your anger is red, like cinnamon!
*Pinkie will find any excuse to wear her cheerleader uniform.
*In a sane pony's world yes. But this is Rarity we're talking about.
*Sure, you're not upset. That's why your mane looks like that.
*Trixie is trying to be nice by sharing and you keep tossing them. Are you sure you're not upset?
*Ok, somepony call animal control... or a bakery.
*Yeah, she's a tad annoying, totally self absorbed, and oblivious to Starlight's anger, but she's so damn adorable skipping happily like that!
*That is a new word for me, but it's pretty damn funny!
*Bulk Biceps standing there totally oblivious to what's about to happen. Actually, totally oblivious to pretty much everything.
*Now you've done it!
*Once again she's the Pait And Growerful Triskie!
*Trixie, I think you may want to get away from there.
*Well, I doubt it's because they want to give you a party.
*You're going to have to ask your best friend.
*Oh, a large Simon electronic game!
*You already had the key Flutters... to my heart!
*They've taught you all that before, the whole retreat seems kind of pointless.
*Of course, they couldn't got too long without a song.
*As always, the spotlight is on Twilight. Hey, that rhymed!
*Take them back they're infested with ponies.
*Fly by rainbow!
*That looks yummy!
*That is the most adorable bear hug!
*Spring, no clothes needed!
*Summer so sunglasses and a hat are in order.
*Fall is like Spring, except for Rarity who is rolling out the new fashions.
*Winter and everyony needs a scarf... Hey, where the hell is Flutter's! She'll catch cold!
*Back To Back
*That's the way, they became the pony bunch!"
*What a way to end that song.
*That was kind of pointless but at least short. Not a bad song and there was one part that was relevant. They don't have to tell each other how they're feeling because they know each other so well. Back to my point that Trixie and Starlight haven't been friends that long and Trixie already has a hard time empathizing with others. Starlight has to let her know when she's angry so in the future Trixie will recognize the signs and it will be easier for her to change her behavior in the future.
*The Trixie fruit looks like it's about ripe.
*What the hell, I thought it was over!
*Follow the rainbow brick road!
*Way to show up uninvited!
*Friendship shines like diamonds!
*Their friendship was written in the stars!
*The Royal Equestrian Navy needs a larger budget.
*See, if you didn't waste your damn time with a pointless song, then you would have beaten the record.
*See! Even minimum wage agrees with me!
*What kind Rainbow Dash? Peanuts, cashews, almonds, pistachios... you gotta be more specific.
*Well there goes his profit margin!
*Trixie, just like Rainbow Dash, you need to be more specific about what kind of nuts you want.
*And the Truth, shall set you free!!!!
*Now if you had expressed anger before, then it wouldn't have gotten this bad. You might burst a blood vessel now.
*Yeah, you should've, but heck, we all make mistakes. Even the same ones more than once.
*Yeah, that was your cart and you are nuts.
*And magic makes it all complete! You have My Little Pony... sorry, got carried away.
*Well, that happened.
*You know what Starlight, I'm getting a bit misty eyed myself. Partly because this is a nice moment but mostly because I am way overdue for sleep.
*Awwwwww! How cute! And it's RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Seriously, that is sweet!
*Here we go again!
*Well there's a cure for diarrhea!
*Trixie and Starlight... In stereo!!!
*Some would say never to sing them. Though not me because there are several songs throughout the show that I actually have downloaded (not the most recent one though, once was enough).
*Taking a page from AJ I see. "I didn't learn nothin'!"
*And then they laugh...
Well that was a sweet episode also with plenty of laughs. I think the season is off to a pleasant start. Not the best premiere, but enjoyable nonetheless. A lot less cameos than the first episode, which is good. We need a break from that after so many were thrown into the first one. I did most of my analyzing in the review so I won't go any further here. Time for the bonus screenshots and the parting Shot:
"You think you're sooo special with your legions of fans! Well I've got mine they even number in the double digits!"
"Well since you put it that way..."
"That TMBLR picture of me and Starlight would never work. Bones don't bend like that!"
"That went right into my eye!"
"It's shipping time!!!"
"Those shipping jokes are getting old you know!"
"Don't do anything we wouldn't do!"
"Please don't think this was my idea. Please don't think this was my idea. Please..."
"If I can get rid of the evidence then they'll never suspect me. She IS my best friend after all."
"My my Starlight, you're looking mighty fine today!"
"Oh my that feels fantastic! Better than sex!!!! Um, I mean, or so I've been told."
Chugga chugga chugga choo choo!
"Get those cheerleader fantasies out of your head you sick, perverted coppers!"
See, she can't be a lesbian, she likes nuts too much! Sorry, sorry, that was bad! *slaps wrist*
After that last one I will remain silent here.
"As if you could ever be mad at me!"
And Trixie keeps rolling along.
"I didn't think my last show was THAT bad!"
"Whatever you do, don't mess up my mane!"
"The spin is rooming!"
"You know, I didn't hear you tell me you love me back."
"These aren't tears, Pinkie farted and it's pretty bad."
"Now that we've made up, let's go back to your room! Hint, hint!"
Now for the parting shot which is pretty much the same as the opening shot:
Well, it's a new season for My Little Pony which means another round of my Stream of Conscience episode reviews. For anyone reading this new to these, let me give an explanation. If you didn't already know, stream of conscience is the act of writing without any plans of what you are going to write, just let the words flow. How that relates to MLP is that I watch an episode without prior knowledge of the events they contain. I then make random observations (some serious analysis, most with tongue firmly planted in cheek) and pop culture references throughout said episode. From what I've learned, this season starts with two stand alone episodes instead of the usual two parter, so I will start with episode 1. From what I can tell in the youtube thumbnail, this will involve the new changelings (a decision that enthralled some and made others vomit-probably in colors that ended up being used for the new designs ). Without further ado, here is Celestial Advice:
*We start with the new fandom favorite, the former communist dictator from the town of --------:
*Oooh, a ceremony! I wonder what this could be about?
*Twilight, you little sneak!
*Medals of honor. This must be rewards for Thorax, Discord, Trixie and her redeeming the little bug ponies.
*I was kind of right, but Spike didn't seem very convincing with that explanation.
*So Twilight, does it measure up?
*She's a pony Spike, she's wearing what the maker gave her.
*No Starlight, you're supposed to remain distracted.
*Fairly decent Rarity impression, great impression of Spike as a flamboyant hairdresser!
*Spike, I think you're freaking her out. Reel it back a bit.
*Uh oh Spike, think fast!
*Smooth Spike, smooth. This is more of a face scrunch so I can't count this as a nose boop.
*You are a bad liar Spike, a BAAAADDDD liar!
*Don't question it Starlight, it will much easier to keep your sanity if you just let it go.
*Sparkle? That's mistress to you slave!
*Mirror Mirror on her wall!
*That was confusing.
*The mirror COULD say it. You know, magic and all. Then again, who wants a mirror that can talk because it sees all!
*First Pie of the season!
*Oh yes, that was soooo hard. Probably the longest second of her life.
*There goes the neigh-borhood! Relax it's a joke, nopony accuse me of racism here .
*Don't expect my queen to take that laying down BTW.
*Discord's his own biggest fan.
*Starlight finds that funny, Trixie..... not so much.
*It's eye roll-o-clock mother buckers!!!!!! First of the season!
*Tartarus must have frozen over because Twilight and Trixie agree!
*Man Twilight, that smile is more fake than the ones in Starlight's old town --------------. But as long as Celestia is happy, you have to show that you're happy too (even if you're not).
*Pink Hearts, you hate purple princess?!
*Discord, you're getting a head of yourself!
*What are you cheering for Pinkie, that Luna can't put the medal on the new changeling leader? That's cold.
*Careful you don't bite your tongue off my princess.